Why worry about nutrition if you’re eating your last meal? New Zealand glitch-hop champion Opiuo is going out in a syrupy blaze.
You told us recently that you really like Thai food. Is that what you’d go for if you were on Death Row? Is that your final meal?
Nah, apple crumble.
Really, that’s it? Just apple crumble? Anything to drink?
Yeah, just apple crumble. Maybe some peppermint tea. Do you know what I’m talking about when I say apple crumble? Layers of stewed apples with some…
Oats and butter and brown sugar on top! Yeah, man, I got you. I think that might be an English thing that we Canadians held onto with you and the rest of the Commonwealth.
Yeah, they don’t have crumble in America, I don’t think. They have apple pie.
Yeah, I can’t make a pie crust, but I can crumble up some shit over some apples. That’s a win. I keep coming across the pictures of you eating a bowl of candies and milk? Was that as disgusting as it looked?
Oh, the bowl of lollis. Yeah, that was really gross. The milk turned so suspect so quickly. It was all thick and slimy. I had to put it my mouth and chew but I didn’t have to swallow. The whole thing was pretty gross.
Lollis? Those weren’t lollis…
We call them lollis. Candy is a very specific kind of harder sweet.
Ah, lollis for us would be like a candy-on-a-stick for you, then! Thanks for helping to bridge cultural gaps. We’re doing the big work over here at Rice and Bread.
Opiuo‘s Meraki Remixed is available through his Bandcamp page.














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