Even though Tech N9ne is the biggest independent rapper in the world, he’s just like the rest of us, thinking about steak on his way to death. Ever the individual, however, Tech’s not looking to the bakery for his final sweet fix.
The powers that be finally bring down Tech N9ne and it’s time to choose your Final Meal.
My final meal would probably be peppercorn, bone-in filet from The Capital Grille, not cooked in peppercorn, just peppercorn sauce, medium well, with lobster mac ‘n’ cheese, a loaded baked potato and a bottle of pinot noir, preferably Mirassou.
No, man. I’m not a dessert guy. Well, okay, my dessert would be, because it’s my last meal, it would be a drink. Actually, I would probably have to have a couple of drinks for my last meal. I would have to have one last Caribou Lou, which is 151, Malibu, rum and pineapple juice. One last Kansas City Tea, which is Hennessy, Sprite and lemon. And one last Cadillac margarita, no salt, with Patron silver, Grand Marnier and a splash of orange juice.